Another Mexican Joke from Sandrita

Well usually I delete forwards faster than you can say "I hate spam!" - but Sandrita seems to love sending them, and sometimes I feel guilty deleting them. So today I opened one, and it actually made me laugh, so here you go. Keep in mind that we are very pro Mexican around here, and since Sandra is a bona fied 2nd generation Mexican American, any jokes found on our site are because we are laughing WITH THEM, not at them :)

One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut he goes to pay the barber, the barber says, "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service." The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen roses waiting at his door.

A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and one dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Mexican cook goes for a haircut, and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: I'm sorry I can't accept money from you I'm doing community service. The Mexican cook is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop guess what he finds there?..................

A dozen Mexicans waiting for a free haircut!!............................