Mexican American Joke from Sandrita
Here is another Mexican related joke from our Hispanic expert Sandrita (she loves forwards :)
Check your Mexican status:
If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas (sandals) ....Mexican status!
If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican.
If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican.
If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican.
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back! . Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo.
If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.
If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" ...Mexican.
If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay-ke". You're a Mexican.
If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your rear-end is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican.
If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.
If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender. Mexican.
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.
If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks". You're Mexican.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!
You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get all "adoloridos." Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!
51 Comments:
hey mexicans!!
here's another one
you know you're mexican if...
you have at least one tio who is deported!!
hey que site tan su per kool
Yo you Mexicans need to really check your Mexican status on this website! lol Ya well this is a really funny web page Karina Plascencia,Cristina Hernandez,and Alex.O
You know you're mexican...
si tienes un tio that wears boots made from alligator or crocodile skins
IF YOURE A WOMAN AND A MEXICAN GUY TRIES TO GET YOUR ATTENTION BY CALLING " CHIT, CHIT" OR "PST, PST"
you eat tortillas with EVERYTHING, breakfast lunck and dinner
oops i mean lunch
this list is hilarious, i was pinched at church every sunday!
Those are great! Thanks for the postings - muy chistoso.
You know your a mexican of you are in a 5 passenger car with 8 people in it and someone shouting suvanse todavia caben mas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know youre mexican when pay per view fights are concidered family reunions
you know you're mexican when you buy a new couch and put the old one on the front porch
you know you're mexican when you put a cement slab in your trunk to make it a lowrider
you know you're mexican when you wear socks with addidas chanclas
thanks for the posts - let's keep it family friendly and not refer to alcohol though! :)
you know you're mexican when you say taco bell sucks but have a family memeber that works there and get free food from there all the time. Viva La Raza!!!
you know you're mexican when you say taco bell sucks but you know a family memeber that works there and get free food all the time.
You know your Mexican if you put plastic on your "new furniture"
you are a mexican if you eat beans with tortillas
your a mexican if your last name is Martinez,solorzano etc. and you say your not mexican guess what you are
you know your Mexican when you have 7 cars but only one works.
You know your a Mexican when you buy out all the lemon at the store and they really are called limes
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN WHEN your at the "parque" instead of playing your too busy looking for the "elote/chicharrones lady" and if you get lucky she might sell "raspados" too!
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN WHEN YOU make your little brother/sister cry and your like"no llores,no llores quieres jugar"(or something similiar)
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN WHEN your mom doesn`t give you money for ice cream from the ice cream man but when the "paletero" comes she`s like "quieres una paleta"
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN WHEN you have a family member working at "Madonas"
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN WHEN when your mom yells out *YOUR NAME!* TELEFONO!!!
You Know Your MeXiCaN When: you hear the "paletero"and run outside with your "chanclas"
You know your a mexican When your Grandma wraps a wennie in a corn tortilla and your friends call it a Gringo taqitos
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN IF YOUR NOT FEELING GOOD AND YOUR MOM SAYS "TOMATE UN SEVEN"
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN IF YOUR MOM SAVES THE BOXES & BAGS FROM PRESENTS TO RE USE THEM IN THE NEXT PARTY.
you know your mexican when you hang out in plastic chairs in front of your house with a bunch of squirt bottles everywhere
You know you're a mexican if your parents are convinsed that 'choco-mil' is slimfast and drink it everyday
YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PINE SOL IS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT PINOL IS!
YOU KNOW YOUR A MEXICAN WHEN YOU USE ARIEL OR SUAVITEL TOO WASH YOUR CLOTHES
you know ur mexican when ur favorite drink is "agua de orchata"
u know ur mexican when u have at least one family member who has tried to start their own buisness outside their home by sellin tacos,posole,and other mexican home made food
u know ur mexican when u get real happy when ur mom is makin "agua de orchata"
you know ur mexican when u hav atleast one family member that has tried to start they own buisness outside their home by sellin tacos,tamales,posole,or other homade food (without a licence)
You know you're mexican when the mom and the dad don't speak a word in english and yet they say "que los ninos ya no quieren hablar en espanol"
You know you're mexican when both the mom and the dad don't speak any english but the kids "ya no quieren hablar en espano."
You know you are a mexican if you drink slim fast with "pan dulce"
you know ur Mexican if you eat beans at least twice a week
you know youre a mexican when youre at a baby showe, wedding, or family reunion and your mother, aunt or grandma at the same table want to be the ones who get the "centro" (the decoration in the center of the table)
you know your mexican when you live in a one bedroom apartment wit 7 people crammed in it.!!
you know you're Mexican if you use zote to wash your clothes
You know you're Mexican...when you go to a taco truck and ask for a cheese burger
You Know ur mexican if your mom or dad yells into the phone and think they are talking
you know ur mexican when the parents dont speak english and they make their little kids intrepretar
YOU KNOW YOUR MEXICAN IF RIGHT NOW "TE ESTAS MURIENDO DE LA RISA LEYENDO ESTO"
you know you are a mexican when
you go to a party wearing the chivas shirt
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